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Weekly Logical Recap (In Case You Missed Anything)

12/8/2018

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     First and foremost we've got the link to my new Patreon, where you can subscribe and contribute to the creative process in various ways (including gaining access to previews of future content, getting a thank you on this blog, as well as the ability to suggest future posts!)

MY PATREON


​     I also wrote my first Medium post this week, which was a spontaneous poem I started writing that felt too heavy and out of context here, but too relevant to where I am now to not immediately hit post. Very little editing on this one.

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UNTITLED FOLDER 26


​       And now onto the week's posts from this blog! From "The Totally Logical Fear Of Your Body Falling Apart: Before Color" we have episode 16: "Meet Cute" and episode 17: "Winner." 

EPISODE 16: 

"mEET cUTE"
episode 17: 

​"wINNER"


​     This week we also introduced a new concept on this blog: TRISH'S DISHES, a parody cooking blog wherein recipe blogger Trish routinely cooks meals for her husband, her dog, and the ageless demon that's possessed her only son, Saarthrul the Eviscerator.

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TRISH'S DISHES:

SIMPLE STARTERS

CEREAL DONE RIGHT


​     Then lastly we have our unusual writing prompts for the week. Don't forget to post what you wrote in the comments, or post a link to your own page!

Sunday
"​You’re locked in a room. It’s dark and the only thing you can see is a small hole in the corner of the wall, with light streaming through."
Wednesday
"You’re a telemarketer making cold calls on an average work day. Except one of the calls you make today is a familiar number: Your sister’s. She’s been dead for 2 years. You still call. She answers."
Saturday
"​A classic 1950s sitcom plays on tv. The black and white antics that take place are equal parts funny and heartwarming. Suddenly they notice you watching them and are struck with fear. They know you, and know what you’re capable of."
Monday
"One moment you’re performing a play about a witch trial onstage. You’re on the stand defending yourself when you forget your next line. You close your eyes to try and recall it but come up blank. When you open your eyes the audience is gone. You’re in a courtroom. You’re actually on trial."
Thursday
"You wake up to discover you’ve grown a third arm. The next day, a fourth. The day after, a fifth. You’re starting to run out of room for more arms. The doctor you see is equal parts unfazed and unhelpful."
Tuesday
"You’re listening to soft piano coming from a balcony nearby as the rumble comes once more. This time, however, the earth cracks right beneath your feet"
Friday
"​It’s been ten days since time stopped. Since the world froze. You’re starting to wonder if things will ever go back, or if you’ll spend the rest of your life on the divide between past and present."
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    Ryan C. Robert is the writer of multiple comedy blogs, most of which are satirical and self-deprecating. He writes about his life in his personal essay series "Before Color," parodies cooking blogs in "Trish's Dishes" and posts writing prompts every single day.

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