GLORKTalk 1: The War On Glorkmas

​Hello and walcome to my GLORKTalk. Plaese be patient while I click this clicker and hshow you images of flowers that I would like you to buy Glork. *click*

This… is Glork think pieces. Which is about that it is time to acknowledge The War On Glorkmas. Glorkmas ios a very importent holiday to celebreate how great Glork is at living and being good at everything. And yet? Nobnody in the village except for Glork and Orfal practice this. Nob ody even put ups their Glork lights last year to help ward off Zanzibar High Hair, god of boys with anime hair and ultimate enemy of Glorkmas. 
So Glork have to sit back and ask why. *click*

This is a picgture of a red babty fire flower which burns you claws when you touch it. Glork hates this flaower but includes it to talk about that word. Hate. What is hate and why do you all hate Glork so much that uyou don’t give him all your gold on Glorkmas to celebrate him being better than you? Do you hate Glork as much as Glork hate this flowers? Interesting point to think about. Mmhm. Interesting also to say Zanzibar High Hair hates when you buy Glork swords and shields for 2% off select styles avialable onluy online no free shipping.
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Thes graph shows something very interesting. This line is blue. And this one? Is purple. Wow really makes you think.
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This is a piecture of Glork on vacation doing yogas. I know what you thinking. Wow Glork is so handsome thin shell snappy claw boy must be a famuos model with so many friend and golds. Amnd the answer to that is… yes. But that does not mean that we should put a war on Glorkmas just because Glork already has evarything he ever dreamed of out of life. Come on guoys!!! Glork would like more things including so much jelly. You would stop Glork from anchieving all of his dreams? Wowe that is rude. Wow...
I hiope everyvbody will take the time to think about they actions from now on until forever when it comes to how they can be a good person and ciustomer to Glork thanks to this expert and amazing presenation about Glorkmas
You're welcome to you for getting to listen to my GLORKTalk I hope you all learned ev eryrthing in the world today and now you will all hang Glorkmas lights on you eyestalks to scare away Zanzibar High Hair.

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As always,
Glork knows best you will listen to Glork
Have festive snappy Glorkmas,
​Glork